Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Buster
I am the patriarch of my little family. I have had my human for almost eighteen years now. She still has no clue that I am in complete control, and when she begins to suspect that she takes orders from me, I lull her back into her fantasy that she is in charge. It's gotten to be quite easy over the years; now I don't have to try very hard any more.
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Greetings Little Alien.
ReplyDeleteI am glad to hear that you have supressed the human.
The mothership is pleased with your progress thus far.
If the human starts to suspect continue to vomit in various parts of the house to thwart her concerns.
Please keep us abreast of the situation. I assume that Dixie and SuSu know nothing.....
I am completely astounded that no one finds me interesting. Thank goodness I don't care what anyone else thinks.
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